Critical Procedures Ep. 3 - The Illustrious Mr. Bridge

In this third episode of Critical Procedures, djkaktus spends too long editing the episode! Chadwick criticizes some beans. Hans abuses a chameleon. Samantha enjoys a shitty marker nightmare. Trixie makes jokes. Maddie almost fucking dies.

Characters in this Episode:

  • Chadwick Freeman (ARD) - South African albino and bee-gun fetishist. 
  • Hans Beckert (ChaoSera) - German medic and grumpyman.
  • Lady Samantha (Rimple) - The south's greatest monster.
  • Trixie Silva (Trixie) - A babysitter.
  • Maddy O' Keefe (DrBleep) - More freckles than man at this point.

Critical Procedures Ep. 2 - Meat Manstravaganza

In this second episode of Critical Procedures, the gang spends too much time at a bar! Chadwick cannot aim. Hans has a business proposal. Samantha gets hammered. Trixie is disappointed. Maddie gets furiously hit on. 

Characters in this Episode:

  • Chadwick Freeman (ARD) - South African albino and probably crazy person.
  • Hans Beckert (ChaoSera) - German medic and burgeoning alcoholic.
  • Lady Samantha (Rimple) - The faceless horror.
  • Trixie Silva (Trixie) - Literally cannot even with this right now.
  • Maddy O' Keefe (DrBleep) - Basically Osmosis Jones.

Critical Procedures Ep. 1 - Of Deer and Game & Watch

Our story begins! ARD, Rimple, and ChaoSera strike off into the unknown world of fantasy and mystery, led only by their wits and the unmistakable charm of their GM, LordStonefish! Chadwick loses his closest friend. Hans gets frustrated. Samantha drives a car.

Characters In This Episode:

  • Hans Beckert (ChaoSera) - A harried German combat medic and impromptu handyman whose engineering is, indeed, the best in the world.
  • Chadwick Freeman (A Random Day)An albino South African psychic with a motherfucking JoJo reference?! as an imaginary friend.
  • Lady Samantha (Rimple)A faceless Southern belle with a chameleon familiar who serves as the eyes and ears she doesn’t have.